when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
Why isn’t cereal for all meals?